The Encyclopedia
of Fuckups

Real mistakes.
Real lessons.
(usually.)

The Encyclopedia
of Fuckups

Because success is overrated, and everyone makes mistakes.

An illustrated cat in sunglasses wearing a cardboard sign that reads: I tried. It didn't work.

Expert
in failure
since 2010

“ Learn from others' mistakes. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself. ”

— Anonymous (probably)

WorkBig dreams.
Bigger blunders.

RelationshipsGood intentions.
Bad timing.

FamilyThought I knew
better.

DatingSaw the red flags.
Ignored them.

HealthTrusted Google.
Bad idea.

HomeDIY, they said.
Easy, they said.

TravelBooked it.
Regretted it.

FoodLooked easy.
Wasn’t.

ShoppingLooked perfect.
Wasn’t.

MoneySpent it.
Learned nothing.

EducationStudied hard.
Wrong thing.

TechnologyUpdated it.
Broke everything.

CarsIgnored the noise.
Expensive mistake.

ParentingRead the books.
Still screwed up.

PetsHad a plan.
The dog disagreed.

FitnessWent too hard.
Too soon.

BeautyTrusted the tutorial.
Big mistake.

FashionLooked great
online.

Social MediaPosted it.
Regretted it.

DIY & CraftsWatched one tutorial.
Right…